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About to fail a history test.

Fantastic. (via Peter Nidzgorski)

Fantastic Mr. Fox: Better Than Up.

Telephone by Lady Gaga & Beyoncé

I AM SPEECHLESS. <3

ache:

(via likeneelyohara)

Huh. I guess that’s one more item to cross off the list of things the Internet has yet to produce.

[reddit.]

GPOYW, Part 2: ~Best-Friends-Already!~ Edition.

Sorry this is so late. Like, by 24 hours. But it’s so worth it, right?! Isn’t she adorable like whoa?!

inaperfectday:

tiresome:

katsavegan:shbaldwin:shoepastryheart:

GPOYW, Part 1: I-Thought-It-Was-“Ah-M(air)-Ika”,-Not-“Ah-Murr-Ika” Edition.

My professor pronounces the word “America” funny. It is very, very distracting.

“Free Coffee & Donuts” = “Watered Down Coffee & Stale Donut Holes”

You’ve got to know how to decode Community College doublespeak.