About Robert Shoykhet.
My name is Robert Shoykhet. I’m a 20-year-old guy from Syracuse, NY. I wear dumb glasses and can oftentimes be seen with incredibly messy hair. Chances are, I’m also currently poorly shaven. These are the things people who interact with me in person have to deal with on daily basis. You’re lucky you don’t.
I occasionally write, act, and sing, though I’m so bad at all of these things that I try to stray away from them. I occasionally perform improv comedy with Satan’s Closet, an experimental long-form improv troupe based here in Syracuse. I think they’re pretty rad, but then again, I’m biased.
You might also find me scooping ice cream for money at my local Friendly’s, but I probably won’t be in too good of a mood, so you might want to stay away.
I have a boyfriend who I usually refer to as either “Stop pinching my cheeks right now!” or, more lovingly, “Get the FUCK off of me for three seconds!”. But you can call him Joe.
On this internet situation you might want to refer to as a “blog”, I do my best to show you interesting things I find on the internet. Sometimes I’ll post original content like dumb photos I take, funny conversations with my friends, and the occasional rant or tirade against something that I’m probably not cool enough to understand.
I do all of this because I have nothing better to do. Incidently, that’s also probably why you’re here.
I guess we’re not so different, you and I.
