December 2011
alittledigitalhope asked: Would you say, "Literally my dream" in the Chris "litrally" way?
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It's kind of tough to be excited for anything...
Not a great holiday season, to tell you the truth.
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"Adult Picture"
Liz: There is an adult picture of me on that phone!
Kenneth: Adult? You mean like you're driving a car or wearing a suit?
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“Obeseotron: A nickname you give to someone you adore who has just stepped on...”
– Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me by Mindy Kaling
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Need to write a final paper in less than an hour...
Go to the wikipedia page for it.
Restate the entire wikipedia page.
Cite some of the sources at the bottom that aren’t “wikipedia”.
???
Profit.
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Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough... →
theatlantic:
Nobody does breaking news like The Onion. NOBODY.
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Watch“It’s actually snowing!”
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You know what I hate?
When I park next to a car that has a better dreamcatcher than I do. Bastards.
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I'm off to work again.
Wish me a profitable shift. I need one…
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Today, thus far.
Today started kind of terribly.
I woke up at 7:15AM and had to be at OCC at 8. I rushed over only to realize that my first class was canceled (again) today, meaning that I didn’t actually have to be there until 12:30.
I’m using this time instead to work on (and hopefully finish) my awful computer class final project. This is the easiest class in the world, but why does the stupid...
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On performing (and "maximizing happiness") →
theber:
So I had a Chamber Orchestra concert tonight. And at first I was sad because very few people ever come to these concerts. I figured it would be the same tonight, and it was. And the idea that very few people would ever experience the music that we worked so hard on disappointed me.
But then I…
While this is a very sweet idea, and definitely a very easy one to agree with, I...
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Complaints and anti-complaints.
Firstly, there is no good antonym for “complaint” in the English language. You might suggest “praise” or “approval”, but I plan on neither “praising” anything nor “approving” of something in particular. Because of this serious fault in the vernacular, I’m going to refer to the latter part of this post as an anti-complaint. Deal with...
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Anonymous asked: Sorry if this is blunt and too full of labels, feel free not to answer, but do you generally consider yourself gay or bi?
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For the anon. Don’t listen to this.
Anonymous asked: How about "Someone Like You"??? I love that song!!!
Anonymous asked: In your "About Me", it says you sing. Can you post a clip of you singing?
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#badadvicefrommarisa
mmkkcb:
If it’s good:
See it, love it
Grow it, Respect it
If it’s bad:
Breathe in, breathe out
Let it go, move on
If you don’t have it yet:
Find it, learn it
Do it, have it
None of this is “bad advice”.
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Ugh. I'm just way too stressed to function.
Can’t. Can’t do it, y’all.
I need like, a pot of chamomile and Brian Eno music and a long bath and incense and whatever else people use to relieve stress.
I just need it to be 2012. Because for some reason, a part of me feels like I’ll have more of my shit together then.
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I was ill today, and other such problems.
I threw up a few times this morning. But I think I’m mostly alright now. I’m going to go to bed soon so I can sleep whatever’s left of this virus/food poisoning/plague off.
This week has gone by really fast for me, and I’ve got a funny feeling that next week is going to do the same. This year is seriously almost over, and that’s crazy to me.
My job hasn’t...
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WatchThis balloon is terrifying me.