ROBERT SHOYKHET: Archive

petervidani: Begin your sentences with “So, “ Intersperse them with “right?” You’re a young professional.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Anonymous asked: other anon was right; dailyrobert should make a comeback. i want to vaguely know everything about your personal life.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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#omg

mmkkcb: Everything is everything and everything everythings. Like a giraffe. This post is literally everything.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Couple of quick things:

I’ve had a Facebook page for over five years, and my 21st birthday is in exactly one week. Last week, I swear to god I pulled a grey hair. So it begins.

Feb 26th

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Anonymous asked: I miss daily robert =( Any chance of it coming back ever?

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 24th

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Someone at work just told me that they like my...

Officially naming this the worst day in history.

Feb 24th

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Feb 22nd

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Anonymous asked: how can you like nikki minaj AND the stones? because you're a poser, that's how.

Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Watch

Fuckin’ global warming.

Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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Anonymous asked: You kind of seem like the type of person who really hated and rallied against Valentine's Day until the second you got a boyfriend, and now you're Mr. Valentine or something. Not that that's a bad thing. I'm just saying, you're pretty typical.

Feb 15th