ROBERT SHOYKHET

Questions and Answers.

helloadam:

via derek-james:

How many syllables does your first name consist of?:
2

Do you know someone who is allergic to chocolate?:
Nope

Do you know someone who has asthma?:
I think I do, I just can’t think of them off the top of my head.

Have you worn a dress [casual, formal, etc] within the past week?:
No, hahaha.

What is the most controversial thing you’ve done?:
Umm, maybe an improv scene about abortions? Or the one where I was a homosexual Islam elder… lol same show.

When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed?:
I KISS MY TEDDY BEAR EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED. (jk, it’s a dragon.)

Is that person your significant other?:
Pfft, I wish.

Who texts you more: your guy or girl friends?:
Girls definitely. But I don’t really text back, so it doesn’t matter.

Last person you talked to on the phone and what was it about?:
Andrea, about how shitty we both felt. And about my random scratches.

Who was the last person that said comforting words to you?:
Andrea

Are you comfortable with where you are right now?:
In some ways, yes. In many more ways, absolutely not.

Got any plans today?
Way too tired to have plans. Ughzilla.

Is there somewhere else you’d like to be right now?:
My bed.

Did you drive anywhere at all today?:
To Waldo’s house, then OCC, then to Waldo’s again, then Trevor’s, then home. So yes, quite a bit.

Which of your parents did you see last?:
My dad, just 10 minutes ago.

Describe your current outfit:
Blue argyle cardigan, bright blue tshirt, blue jeans, mismatched socks, and a gigantic blanket to keep me warm.

Other than interviews, do you ever “dress to impress”?:
I sometimes throw on a blazer or a tie, so sure. I guess so.

Are you currently listening to music?:
The Postal Service, yes. =]

When was the last time you got really nervous?:
I’m not super sure. I’ve been to tired/depressed to be nervous, lol.

Do you have any older siblings?:
Nah

Are you the youngest in your family?:
Nope.

What was the first thing you ate today?:
I had a sandwich about an hour ago. Yes, that was the first thing I ate in more than 15 hours. Ughhh.

Where did you buy the shoes you last wore?:
Steve Madden, but I don’t think the boutique at the mall sells men’s shoes anymore.

What was the last thing you randomly thought about?:
Chapstick

Last disappointment?:
No new podcasts when I got home. ;__;

Do you still talk to the person you first kissed?:
Not even in the slightest. Awkwaaaard.

Have you ever had one of those elementary-school boy/girlfriends?:
Yeah, and she’s one of my best friends now. Kinda hilarious.

Did you seriously believe that the opposite sex had cooties back then?:
Haha, nah.

Do you live in the United States? If not, where?:
Yep, in Fayetteville NY.

Did you take a nap today?:
Uhh, does falling asleep in Anthropology count?

Do you collect anything?:
Not really.

Does your computer have a webcam?:
Yes sir.

Name something random in your car:
Tea that Andrea made me over 2 weeks ago. I never took a single sip. Gross.

Have you ever made your own ringtones?:
Of course!

Last person you held hands with?:
Probably Bryan, not by choice.

When was your last haircut?:
About a month and a half ago. Time for another. Gah. I hate my hair.

Did you hang out with any friends yesterday?:
I helped Bonnie move, so yeah.

Are there people you regularly hang out with like a sort of unspoken ritual?:
I suppose so. I see Andrea at least twice a week these days. Not by choice. (jk :P)