I lied. This is so much worse. Oh my GOD. Here’s the thing: I don’t have a texting plan. So my parents yell at me for like, every text I get and send. Which is why I don’t like getting texts unless it’s absolutely necessary. Telling me how great the Lion King is? Not necessary. Asking/Telling me to love you? Definitely not necessary.
UGHZILLA LADIES. MAJOR UGHZILLAS HAPPENIN HERE.