ROBERT SHOYKHET

Yesterday I went to the high school’s senior ball with my friend Hannah (the one looking absolutely gorgeous in pink). It was my third year in a row going to FM’s senior ball, and it was just as amazing as every other ball I’ve gone to. But I’ve got to say, I danced my ass off at this thing. And I really don’t dance. Like, I’m embarrassing to those around me when I try to dance. But there was something about the energy of our ball group (which was perfect, by the way) that made it impossible to not want to get up and at least try to pretend that I can kind of somewhat maybe dance.

I got home from everything at 6AM this morning, and slept until 3PM. No regrets. One of the most memorable nights of my life.

…. what?

-Voicemail left for me by Hannah and Bonnie.

I love Google Voice.

I lied. This is so much worse. Oh my GOD. Here’s the thing: I don’t have a texting plan. So my parents yell at me for like, every text I get and send. Which is why I don’t like getting texts unless it’s absolutely necessary. Telling me how great the Lion King is? Not necessary. Asking/Telling me to love you? Definitely not necessary.

UGHZILLA LADIES. MAJOR UGHZILLAS HAPPENIN HERE.

I miss this.