ROBERT SHOYKHET

GPOYW: I’m-In-A-Weird-Place-Right-Now Edition.

So I was cleaning my room, and I guess I put a tie around my head. I don’t remember doing so. But I guess it’s been there for at least two or three hours now and I totally forgot about it. Which means when I went downstairs for breakfast with my mom, I was wearing a tie around my head. And she didn’t say anything at all. Wow.

I wonder if I could go to work with a tie around my head…

GPOYW: Untitled Edition.

(Late) GPOYW: Pretty Colors Edition.

GPOYW: Overdue Edition.

I got a haircut today, not that you can really tell in this picture. But let me assure you: It’s shorter. It feels so much better, since for the past month or so it’s felt like I’ve been wearing a wool hat everywhere I go.

It’s definitely summer.

This is me in 1997, when I was just six years old. Can we just talk about my “look” here?

1. I’m wearing a 101 Dalmatians Cardigan with little bones for buttons.
2. I’m wearing a black, red, and green flower tie.
3. I have straight, combed hair.

I was such a little hipster. And I was adorable. Like, ridiculously adorable. And I know what you’re thinking: “What the hell happened?” I ask myself that every single day. Damn.

GPOYW: Something-Artsy Edition.

GPOYW: 3AM-With-Emily-Dickinson Edition.

Yeah, Em*Dicks and I have gotten really close tonight. Y’know.

GPOYW: It-Feels-Like-Monday Edition.

Because it does.

I would normally apologize for looking like shit, but I think you’ve all come to expect that of me by now. Oops.