ROBERT SHOYKHET

Obviously, I’m in need of a haircut. Like whoa.

This is what I wore yesterday, by the way.

Rolling Stones Tee and Cardigan by H&M.

I guess the newest Tumblr craze (thanks to a one Ms. Hennypotter) is GPOYNRWG (Gratutious picture of yourself naked reading with glasses). I’m a craze-whore, so here you go, Tumblr gods. Here. You. Go.

Book: Plato’s Republic. My face reading the whole thing. So lost. The first part makes sense. Then it just gets all confusing. @_@

GPOYW: I’m-In-A-Weird-Place-Right-Now Edition.

So I was cleaning my room, and I guess I put a tie around my head. I don’t remember doing so. But I guess it’s been there for at least two or three hours now and I totally forgot about it. Which means when I went downstairs for breakfast with my mom, I was wearing a tie around my head. And she didn’t say anything at all. Wow.

I wonder if I could go to work with a tie around my head…

Reasons why I’m currently displeased:

1. I can’t believe I have work every day this week, again. It’s getting ridiculous. Friendly’s never gave me hours before, and as soon as I tell them I got a new job, they start putting me on 8-hour shifts 5 days a week.
2. I’m out of tea, and considering I have to be at work in 15 minutes, I don’t even have time to make one more cup.
3. I have to be at work in 15 minutes. Until 9 tonight. And I’m really not in the mood to scoop ice cream.

Pity me.

I just wanted to tell you all that my hair did something cool today. See how it’s sort of like, “swooosh”? Ugh. I don’t know. I was pretty proud of my hair’s behavior today.

Also, apologies for lack of undershirt. Can we call this an SNPD just so I can say I’ve done an SNPD?

No one told me that the lazy bastards at Chase bank were closed on the 5th of July. Boo, you whores. This totally ruins my plans for the day. Ughzilla.

GPOYW: Untitled Edition.

(Late) GPOYW: Pretty Colors Edition.

This is how I felt about work today. The dish dude called in sick, so I got stuck doing dishes for my entire shift. I feel disgusting and my head hurts. Complain complain whine whine complain whine.