In which I post unattractive photographs of myself to Tumblr.
I’ve been sick all day, Tumblr. I threw up a couple of times, but that’s okay. The crappy part is that I’ve been nauseous all day long and haven’t been able to go anywhere. Besides the obvious downside (not being able to score any points on Foursquare today), this sucks for another major reason.
Remember when being sick meant that you didn’t have to go to school for a couple of days and could stay home and play video games and surf the web? When did being sick change to being such a shitty thing? Instead of hanging out with Joe, I’ve spent the entire day drinking tea and listening to music and sleeping. I realize that doesn’t so bad, but compared to what I could be doing, it’s less than ideal.
So enjoy these photos, Tumblr. Enjoy looking at my double chin and poorly-shaven face. Enjoy that face that totally looks great on anyone. Enjoy looking at my messy shelves behind me. Enjoy looking at my crooked two front teeth.
I’m going to go enjoy another cup of tea. Because I’m Robert, god damn it, and that’s how I solve problems.
